Rihanna's Forehead, What Is It Up To?

So there are millions of people trying to find out one thing right now; Rihanna's forehead.

The specifics? We have no clue. Maybe her forehead was seen taking a stroll through a Hollywood mall? Maybe performing a concert, or who knows, getting interviewed on NEWS program 20/20 that's supposed to report NEWS. Like, important news.

We've already talked about this enough for a day, but when so many people decide to search for "Rihanna's Forehead" that it comes across our news wire...something is wrong.

I think I'm going to hold my forehead to my head in overwhelmed disgust.



Indeed, Captain Picard. Indeed.

20 20 Rihanna ABC, Rihanna on 20/20

This is 20/20!

Tonight, we take a very important look at the most important thing in the world that a premiere broadcast program that is funded millions of dollars, on ABC, and reaches millions of homes worldwide MUST focus on. Our feature tonight is vital to everything IN YOUR LIFE.

We are of course talking about how tall is Rihanna?

Seriously, ABC, what is going on here. We have President Obama weaseling Obamacare through the senate, and yeah, we somewhat need a better healthcare system. Politicians need to be exposed, they are still lining their coffers with our stolen tax money and kick backs from corporate execs!

What ever happened to Hugh Downs and Barbara Walters interviewing people who are vital to everyday life? I'd like to know what Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is planning with all those nuclear reactors?

How about talking to someone from down in Fort Hood as a main impromptu exclusive? We need entertainment, let's just play old clips of George Bush giving a speech and Cheney getting away with, oh who knows, toruture, shooting a lawyer with bird shot and a billion dollar oil scheme that left a nation even more impoverished. Aww, who wants to do that?

Let's see, where is Rihanna from? We can do that in 4 seconds on Google. Watch.

Oh look, Wikipedia beat everyone to the punch! Note the sarcastic tone!

Hi, I'm Rihanna. I am from Barbados and was born in 1988. Those facts are more important than anything you could have learned or had researced for a 30 minute segment tonight on 20/20! I also like ice cream! - Rihanna on 20/20

And okay, that took us 11 seconds. But the point still stands, there are things that shows like 20/20, Nighline, Dateline MSNBC and other "news" organizations just should not waste time "reporting".

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? That's from Juvenal, he was Roman. He pondered, "who guards the guardians, who watches the watchers?"

Or, who protects society from getting exploited by those we trust with power? Namely, our politicians and business leaders we let exploit our capitalist system.

The answer is supposed to be our free media. That's why it remains free. But when we start squandering time with questions about Chris Brown and Rihanna, when there's so much more we can focus on, that's just a sign of a culture that's falling apart.

Where is Rihanna from?

I'm sure 20/20 will dedicate another ten minute segment to tell us all about, and meanwhile, everyone else curls up on the couch and goes to sleep to the sound of vacuous chatter.

Then we wonder why we're in a recession, have so much violence and a world in turmoil. It's because everyone is ironically indulged in an empty culture and lifestyle full that really signifies nothing.

Soccer Girl Pulls Hair, The Ugly Underside of College Sports

In invigorating and exciting news today, we had soccer catfights breaking out during a soccer match between New Mexico and Bringham Young University.

Elizabeth Lambert will forever be known as the mean machine. If you took all the salt in Salt Lake City and rubbed it into an open wound following a match, it would not even compare to the pain Lambert was dishing out to all girls who crossed her path.

She did it all folks: pulling hair, cheap elbows. There may have even been some judo chops in there along the way. No way! You would think so, but there is video evidence:



I'd only dare to imagine what her games were like during little kid leagues; smash orange sliced into the eyes of her oppenents?

Really, there is competition and then there is just bad sportsmanship. Hopefully Ms. Lambert will apologize and this is not befitting her normal character or the way New Mexico University feels about the kiddos from BYU.

Where Is Rihanna From, How Old is Rihanna, How Tall is Rihanna

With tragic news this week and our country still in economic turmoil, it's a relief to see one popular trend is taking priority over all others this week in search media: Rihanna. ???

In Brave New World, Aldous Huxley speculated that the downfall of our Western culture and world would not be an oppressive government, but rather a people who became indulged in a shallow culture and excesses of capitalism.

When people reach a point to where they can sip $8.00 frappacino's, donned in the latest turtleneck from Macy's, while scrolling their iPhone in an internet cafe while a region of the world is being torn asunder from a greedy war, tragedy mars the US and well, you get the point.

Our culture is vacuous. So to those of you who are asking "Where is Rihanna from?".

"How old is Rihanna?"

"How tall is Rihanna?"

We're not telling you. Go watch the news or something, stop looking up pointless trivia about Rihanna.

Update In Medicine

Update in medicine
Be sure and read the Medical Breakthrough!

To prepare for the new healthcare reform package, we felt it necessary to develop a new medical symbol that truly depicts the Health Care Plan you will be getting!

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'
Begin forwarding this message now:

The Axis of Idiots

"The Axis of Idiots"
From the Podium:
J. D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major, USMC

FROM THE PODIUM
This retired USMC Sgt.. Major has his Stuff together.

Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You're the "runner-in-chief."

Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001.

John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam. Your military service, like your life, is more
fiction than fact. You've accused our military of terrorizing women and children in Iraq. You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, and the same words you used to describe Vietnam. You're a fake! You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the Vietnamese.. Iraq, like Vietnam, is another war that you were for, before you were against it.

John Murtha, you said our military was broken.. You said we can't win militarily in Iraq. You accused United States Marines of cold-blooded murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa. Okinawa, John? And the Democrats call you their military expert! Are you sure you didn't suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off building your war hero resume? You're a sad, pitiable, corrupt, and washed up old fool. You're not a Marine, sir. You wouldn't amount to a good pimple on a real Marine's ass. You're a phony and a disgrace. Run away, John.

Dick Durbin, you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis, tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered two million of his own people after your party abandoned Southeast Asia to the Communists. Now you want to abandon the Iraqis to the same fate. History was not a good teacher for you, was it? Lord help us! See Dick run.

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Russ Feingold, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, the Hollywood Leftist morons, et al, ad nauseam: Every time you stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq, you give the Islamic butchers - the same ones that tortured and mutilated American Soldiers - cause to think that we'll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer. It is inevitable that we, the infidels, will have to defeat the Islamic jihadists. Better to do it now on their turf, than later on ours after they have gained both strength and momentum.

American news media, the New York Times particularly: Each time you publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering methods, you become one united with the sub-human pieces of camel dung that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can't strike up the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my country. Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda is. Think about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer..

You are America's 'AXIS OF IDIOTS.' Your Collective Stupidity will destroy us. Self-serving politics and terrorist-abetting news scoops are more important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent civilians and Soldiers. It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing. There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering terrorists. Don't ever doubt that. Your frolics will only serve to extend this war as they extended Vietnam. If you want our Soldiers home as you claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies.

Yes, I'm questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with self. I'm also questioning why you're stealing air that decent Americans could be breathing. You don't deserve the protection of our men and women in uniform. You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the people who have the will to see it through and the country to people who are willing to defend it.

Our country has two enemies: Those who want to destroy us from the outside and those who attempt it from within.

Semper Fi,
J. D. Pendry - Sergeant Major, USMC, Retired

Now really, how much of this do you think you believe? Is this gentleman, with his gentle words, speaking from the depths of his heart or full of just a bit of anger?

Supersized House Pets

Who would like to have an animal twice the size of your kid as a pet? Seriously, there is a such thing as limits, parents.

When your pet cat starts to look like it should be staring in The Jungle Book as a villain, then perhaps it is time to consider downgrading to something smaller...cuter. Not every kid can be as lucky as Mogli.